Kitty kitty So fluffy So witty So unbearably pretty. Stay away from The city, My kitty kitty It'd be such a pity.
Hussanara
This is my mango. There are many like it, But this one is Mine. Without me, My mango is useless. Without my Mango, I am useless...
My Sweet Wonderful Mary
Dark dim witty kitty Trailed into New York City With bad intents inevitably Bad. Through Earth and lake committing All its great natural giving Forced utter pain incoming, Dad.
Lord (Religious readers please take no offense again the writer was not quite there)
God is a champ. The bearded light upstairs. He's cold and he's damp Like fresh lumpy pears. Won't one, if you dare, Stick your hand in the air To clamp Like bears? He's a scare of Puny people With long ginger hair. Whose souls the cannot Go in there, The holiest of despair. They all run through his stare Of bulging eyes he got!
Anyone want to translate that one? I sure couldn't.
Here's a small riddle. Not stating anything specific at all. The writer was not in the right mind when he/she wrote these a few years ago. Not. In. The. Right. Mind.