We’ve got matching bands
And cheer squad girls
At the parade today
Being cool like you will
Yes that sounds so divine
Lovely flags and lovely songs
Yes I think that is cool
People dressed up as pizzas
Rocking around the clock
Big pink balloons shaped like
A little heart
I wish I belonged to Simpson’s
As a brother of Bart
People with groovy umbrellas
And people with wings as well
I like the dudes in wheelchairs
They really know their stuff wave wave wave your flag
And show it to all of the world the luck of the Irish
The best of Britain
And yes there is the raddest dude around in their little masks
Walking like a stork
Go the might of the cheer girls
Be cool and be rad
This parade is not all so ****** bad
Come on dudes let’s party
From start to finish