I like music by men with impressive beards. With meaning and obscurity, with charming Rhyme schemes and wonderful chime themes. I like poems by men with clean shaven faces. With nativity and angst, sometimes in Foreign languages that make me just as Confused as the poet was. I like buildings designed by men with skinny ties. Their buildings always seem to make So much sense. I like romances with men with frames Over the bridges of their noses, so they hide What their eyes really feel, and in order to Show me, they have to take them off before We kiss. But that blurs how they see what I Really feel.