Pawn me some pots and pans
show some chivalry and toss me some spoons
bring on the platers
and forks, knives, and the chatter
for a gallant night is about to ensue!
Candles for such an occasion
a cloth to adorn tables seems just right
put a runner on, cast a sly smile
you're in for such a delight!
We can spring for the embroidered initials
kettles for a shiny shilling would do
we're on our way to the wildebeests house
and not just any ordinary kitchenware will do!