-Our leaders turn into colorful parrots

-Rainbows everywhere (double, triple, etc.)
with pots of chocolate gold coins

-Fish learn to fly and talk,
go on to start a prominent political party

-Aliens are real and they are the
original inhabitants of Earth, we are aliens

-Canada is a spaceship,
moon is deathstar

-We are the dream of a sleeping giant
which will soon wake up

-Superpowers for everyone

-Real life is actually an ambitious
indie film w/ lots of improv

-I'm Jesus!

-Nothing happens

-Everything happens

-A mixture of everything & nothing happens