I like Patrick, he was my best friend He booted me up the backside He took me to concerts and we went to the footy Yeah it was a cool party we had We ate junk food together And ate chips and coke It was fun for us He was a happy person and loved life just like me Yes we were very much kindred spirits You see we joked around together and talked for a while About our other mate Yes it was fun teasing him But he got mental and started to be a bully in his town And now nobody likes him Patrick was nice and as we talked oh yeah We were two loud men Being cool, yeah Partying all night as we should do He gave me his jimmy Barnes albums only to have them being taken I hated that I really wanted To be Patrickβs friend till death day But not in voices, in the real world Patrick was a very cool friend We watched all together now e street and music shows And listened to heavy metal records and tapes So, how cool was Patrick as a friend yes, I think of him when I party, yes I will remember the positive attitude