He calls it, “a witch hunt” Cuz he likes the sound But they’ve lost count of the Broomsticks they’ve found There are so many of ‘em All over the ground That they could start a bonfire With that many matches around
Now he’s going after A dutiful civil servant As if we the people Aren’t being observant Of the moves he’s making Let’s just call ‘em fervent The microscope he’s under Might be the best deterrent
He doesn’t want us To trust the press Who remain vigilant Nonetheless His string will run out If I had to guess And he won’t find a way Out of this mess
So it’s not hard to make At least one deduction He’s trying his best To put the worst construction On the investigation By means of subliminal seduction But ultimately, it will no doubt Bring about his destruction