It was me I know it was. I was too young 18 is a cruel age. I like to say i was too vulnerable but that's not true It was stupid me for sure it was.
I was struggling financially at school I was short of money no scholarship no real job I just pizza delivery. I needed that education to build my future up. The Boston Fertility Clinic was high end expensive. All I had to do was Bash the bishop Wressle the snake And aim into a cup I got fifty dollars every time. Hell I was doing that anyway five times a day for free .
What I did not know Was that the ***** was toxic highly mobile the doctor said. If one landed on a ***** hair it climbed up and found an egg. You were pregnant honey.
And what I really did not know Was the doctor at the clinic impregnated over 200 women With my *******.
That was twenty five years ago I am in my forties now working as a computer analyst Dating a lovely nice police woman that told me yesterday she was pregnant I was taken aback I did not like or want kids
But then the lawyer appeared There's always a lawyer isn't there though. What's the difference between a lawyer and a carp. Ones a **** ******* bottom feeder the other is a fish.
She said the clinic I donated my ****** fluids to. Was being sued by a group of people who wanted to know Who their biological father was. There were over 130 signatures on this claim they said the clinic used a pseudonym called big daddy and would not release the actual name of me. But the thick legal claim had the details of a hundred and thirty one of my offspring. I thought I was more guilty of carrying a concealed weapon.
She elaborated, my ***** was so high performance they Used it again and again with great results.
! got a lawyer to protect my interest. She said don't contact anyone on the list profiles. But I did. The first was a young lady of 19 She was pretty and feisty but out of work and had taken an overdose of drugs I found her at the hospital. And sat in a chair next to her ?she looked so frail and lost. It touched me I needed her to be ok. I held her hand as she lay sleeping that's when the bonding thing happened, I stayed with her until she regained consciousness. Who are you she said, I could not lie to her. I am your biological father honey I whispered. She looked at me with tears in her eyes. I kissed her forehead and said it's all going to be alright you have me now. It was a dumb thing to say but somehow I felt it to be true.
The next one on the list was a young man of twenty. Very very handsome and very gay. He was walking hand in hand with his boyfriend they stopped under a flowering blossom tree and held each other closely. He noticed. Me watching them and turned to me. Kind of angry .whatsapp never seen a gay man before or are you coming out of the closet. I said no son not that I am your biological father. He stopped and then walked to me touching my cheek like I was not real. Then without hesitation he hugged me and I hugged him back.
Then there was Olivia, *** Olivia She was only 10 apparently they freeze *****. I found her in the orphanage, she had been there for seven years. The old nun grabbed my arm when I asked to speak with her.
She told me her sad little story there was a car crash involving a drunk driver isn't that always the case. Her parents were killed and Olivia lost both of her legs just below the thigh.
I noticed all the children looking at me with sad pick me take me home looks in their eyes. Then I found Olivia she was so beautiful sat in her wheelchair. My heart hurt I wanted to do something I did not know what but I had to do something.
She asked sweetly are you my daddy? I nodded holding back a tear and an irresistible urge to pick her up in my arms.
I knew you would find me one day she whispered I just knew.
That's when
I got a letter from the lawyer she said the children that I had met had organised a meeting at the local cinema for all my children That I had sired on the list of those who wished to meet me. She advised me not to go but I did.
I sat at the back no one noticed me as this room full of about 120 young people discussed their lives and the reasons they wanted to find me. Some good some bad.
There was a common thread in their stories of feeling isolated or alone. Perhaps different from the rest of the herd.
I went to the front of the theatre and introduced myself. I am your biological father all of you every single one of you.
I want to say you all speak of isolation and being alone. Well you are not. And never will be alone. You are members of the biggest family on earth. You and the ones that have not yet joined your group. Look next to you at the beautiful woman or man they are your brothers and sisters you are all one family.
The room went silent then they applauded and started hugging each other talking differently with each other irrevocable bonds of the family unit from time itself was with us all. Sure a rainbow family but that's not unusual in this digital world we live in, is it?
That's when the wheels fell off And I fell down the mountain.
Unfortunately we were not the only ones there the newspapers if you can call the filthy tabloid newspapers had a field day,
I was the nine day wonder they crave it was relentless my face on tv and. The newspress. I became the **** of all the jokes On night time tv monologues.
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I did not know jerking off was a job. And He's representing America in the olympic ******* freestyle event. He came in 1st 3rd 9th and 12th in the trials.
He's making money hand over fist. He works his fingers to the bone it was endless.
I lost my job the paparazzi hounded me at work. But what hurt me most of all Was losing my beautiful pregnant police lady. She was disgusted that I had fathered all these children The guys at the precinct laughing at her all day. She forbade me to see her.
I ****** the lemon and tried to move on with my life? I had Olive stay with me every weekend. And she was visited by some of her blood relatives Who took her out and to the mall.
Four months later I got a call from the hospital My police lady was in labor I rushed to the hospital and stayed with her as our son was born. She said you are still an *******. I hung my head.
Then as we looked into the doorway of the small wardroom. We saw a huge crowd of young people over a hundred of them.
they had soft bears and baby stuff leaving it in a huge heap. Who are these people? she asked me.
I Said they are my children and our sons brothers and sisters They love him and want to welcome him into our family.
They pushed olive into the front to see the Baby. She smiled at him and kissed his tiny head.
She said I am your big sister,olive. and I will take care of you. My police lady put her arms around me. And said welcome home big daddy.
Epilogue We married just before Christmas and the adoption papers were cleared as olive became my real daughter not just my biological daughter.
The fertility clinic paid my lawyers $500000 Settlement against any action for damages by me for overusing my *****.
It did not end there The newspapers and tv showed the adoption of olive and a hospital in minneapolis donated the latest robotic legs for olive who now walks and wears jeans and skirts.
And I have constant connection with my children. And best of all we have an endless supply of free babysitters.