He couldn’t resist, The monkey reference Racism you see, is His personal preference He wouldn’t congratulate Out of due deference His competition Due to his irreverence
So what is his name? You might well ask, Ron DeSantis. But don’t raise your glass He’s already starting To show his *** And the voters of Florida Might decide to pass
Even though hes' endorsed By Donald Trump Who’ll probably join him On the campaign stump Hoping it will give him Some kind of bump Though in fact it might place him In a fatal slump
Now, Andrew Gillum, The Democrat Talks to the people Where they are at About real issues While chewing the fat And artfully avoiding The brick-a-brat