By: Cedric McClester

I’ve never been a fan
Of the Two Minute Man
Who I can’t stand
He should be banned
From our White House
Which needs to be deloused
Because of who it housed
And all that he’s expoused

The Two Minute Man
No doubt thinks he can
Though he can’t you understand
Satisfy a woman and
If you want the proof
Ask his wife who’s aloof
But will tell you he’ a goof
Or better yet, a human spoof

He should have
Used his head
Stormy Daniels said
When he took her to bed
Because he didn’t last
And time went by so fast
She didn’t have a blast
In fact she was aghast

The Best *** Ever
Didn’t happen never
Although it was quite clever
For him to pull that lever
And put words in the mouth
Of an actress from the south
Who would become the spouse
Of a world class louse




Cedric McClester, Copyright © 2018.  All rights reserved.