There is a scuffle happening at the club tonight
You see a few drinking people having a fight
They are using fists and legs
And boy can they kick
One of their names is the mighty ****
You see they get drunk and
Act like a clot
But deep down they are suffering I kid you not
Because they are being teased or even fought
They just want to be left alone
You see they watch the footy
And ghetto cheer real loud
And as they watch they try and figure out who is in the crowd
They see a friend who said he is at work, well not many people come to work in his fave teams clothes on
Then this man came into the pub
It was Ernie banks and he was a snob
He only cared for the rich
And the poor can go and get ******
So we went up to him and we said why are you such a snob
You like tony Abbott and scott Morrison and why oh why is that
A scuffle broke out in the club tonight the snob throws the first but then he got bashed
Then they said you are not getting kidnapped or abducted
You are just getting bashed at this club the snob said no just leave me alone and they said no
Your still like us
Stay with us because you are a snob and then in walks the snobs brother rob he said I know he is like us but he is better than that please leave him the **** alone
Carn all the dudes let’s party, man
Now the snob is gone from this great pub