I promise to tell a lie.
While making America great.
After all, I got the power.

I promise to misrepresent my legacy.
Then I can cause I'm president.
I got the power.

All these turncoats just weren't loyal.
I seek fall guys to ride my administration.
After all, I have to run a nation.

News simply is a distraction.
I got the support of the southern country bumkins.
From Alabama to Mississippi

My people, know I'm doing their will.
Just ask this?
They know I'm not going to jail.

If my snitches are quiet.
I just pardon them.
After all, I got the power.

Hell, I'm the best president.


The words you read above?
Is nothing but an essay about a man in a suit.
Who simply requesting support from crooks and liars?

And gosh there are a host of them