Peter and Patrick went to sea And then played another trick on me and never giving up Oh no, never giving up They walked into the building And stole $1000 and each bit of guilt they were feeling let out a mighty big hollar And then they prayed to god To build them all a better life After that they went to the nite club to look for a wife Over to the bridge they go Where the other side is snow On this cold winters day What more can you say Peter and Patrick went to the sea and played another trick on me, but I don’t care cause I love life oh yes I do Susan and Robbie said to each other how many years is your brother, both of them had a brother, and that is what made them glad Sometimes I find it to be hard To burn off that extra lard I was fit back then even if I ain’t now, yes I party hardy won’t starty Peter and Patrick went to the sea and they played another trick on me and also the devil played the same trick on me Every time I walked in the room Will you make me a card for my birthday with flowers and leaves and broom broom cars on it You see this is the moment where we party yes Right to the very end So as Peter and Patrick went to sea They couldn’t play a trick on me And that is cool, cause I am too smart for them Party all night, no tricks please