Oh pat is the great protector.
He realises that your still getting teased so he got up from his arm chair and took the Teasie out of me
I know it looks like I am suffering
But I am doing fine
But pat the real protector
He is my bodyguard all day long
I know he doesn’t wanna, but he is a protector no matter what
He is a stuck up poor bludger
He cares nothing for us men you see
Pat is the great protector
He sits there watching me on the computer saying you are too shy mate
But I say no, I am not shy
I am cool dude to the men
Some say I hate life
But that is a bunch of crap
The truth is I love life even if it looks like i don’t pat is the big protector he says you aren’t getting robbed but he is easily fooled when he mucks with the poor but I am too smart to answer the door
Cause I am a family person
Who loves life more than anyone