Rue Basse Turds is the longest street in Lacoste and were it not for les crottes des chiens du famille Truphemus, barefooted blind people would never find le bureau de Pierre Cardin at the very end, just by Place de L'eglise et La Poste.
The French never pick up la merde of their dogs. It is indicative of how they keep their houses. Filthy swines, and that is why one is never invited into their homes.