In a bar some country singers and I
After the gig was over done our bit
Enjoying a drink or two maybe a few
When a woman came how she spit

***  ***  thats all you guys think about
Laughing I then asked her for her hand
Shaking her hand I said see we had ***
She said your brains are all but sand

I said no we had *** skin touched skin
I'm fine and you look still ok it seems
Thats *** on most nights for most souls
Sleep on that hand and bless your dreams

Just then a I'm so beautiful model came
I said what I'd give to massage you tonight
She said oh no I know the likes of you friend
Its not to massage me you want its true

I said heres five hundred dollars keep it
If I unbuckle my leans at any given time
She said OK lets go I got your money here
Give me a massage thats better than divine

So off we went half way through the massage
I said this oil smells really not all that good
Have you got any after shave or perfume
And then it will smell lovely as it should

Getting down to top of her rear I added
The perfume into oil with a good glug
And it ran down into to you know where
And she spat the dummy out like a plug

Perfume in there really burns a bit so true
Get those jeans off right now she screamed
I said oh no I'll lose my money beautiful one
She threw the money at me just as I dreamed

After the night had gone as I knew it would
I got my money back and she by then was mine
I lay there in the coming dawn almost worn out
And restingg she wore a smile just short of divine

I fronted the guys with their prying eyes suprize
They were still there at a table drinking yet
Well how'd it go they wanted to then know
Look at me I said game match and set

terrence michael sutton
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