What would you say if I sent word
that you had inherited a Million $ ?

Or if Fedex dropped off an Aboriginal
Boomerang at your desk with an RSVP ?

Or if I employed a singing courier who
sang the Elvis song " Return to Sender ".

I bet you would not be out of the office
until Tuesday as has been the case of late!

So you know, I'm the pregnant woman
with the wig and dark glasses waiting.

But guess what, you ****** bag, your the
father and the MRI Scan is showing Triplets !

It's Monday, you are premature by a day,
just like that ******* rhythm ******, Not!