If the world was round
    and spinning, like they
    try to convince us it is!

      Then why is it, that I,
     don’t wake up beside
         a dizzy blonde?

    It's flat without a doubt,
     and how you can tell
     is this, the earth can't

     shake and turn at the
    same time, unless one
   is living in Christchurch,

  in which case, you are far
more likely to wake up alone,
because Kiwi’s are nocturnal!