I've been paid to pour sticky-sweet dancing-juice down the throats of men who can't afford a ****** but want the salt of Bourbon Street on their tongues when they wake up. I've stumbled up to my door, dropping the keys and loudly spitting out a "Shh!" to myself, to retain some sense of dignity. I've woken up with an army in my head, shouts muddled because their leader has been shot, and all they can do now is stomp around and make loud noise and hurt.
It never hurt as much as being awake without a hangover and having nothing physical to nurse.