I heard it, dude; it’s part of the nexus! A floating island as big as Texas! All made of straws, there in the Pacific! It’s on the ‘Net, dude, it’s there, specific!
It’s a Russian plot, sponsored by Putin! It’s on the ‘Net, dude, sure as shootin’! Them plastic straws will soon bring down the grid! They **** the whales; they even got a squid!
The science is settled; let’s make some laws: The source of all evil is them plastic straws!!!!!!!
Your ‘umble scrivener’s site is: Reactionarydrivel.blogspot.com. It’s not at all reactionary, tho’ it might be drivel.