Workplace is catty Smelly and ratty Shop floor a bore Fun is no more Park is full of the unwell And the rats bad as well Tv is laced with dull Desperate people trying to pull Transport is long and sleepy Life is tiresome and weepy Pubs are a dying breed Councils dissect with their greed Music is all shout and chains Droning with aches and pains Dates are internet and vile Mug shots all edit and fake smile Streets are unfriendly through fear Self loathing and violence for the year Traditions and morals up the spout Thoughts on paper when nothing comes out Friends stay close and tight knit Lose them and then thatβs it Burn out and join the line To our nations drastic decline