You could have been
an abortion you know,

or one of Martin's
ejaculations in a sock!

But you made it to three at
least and to Fo-il-na-muck.

Now you're with Daddy
allured by his charm,

Who decided to drown you
and keep you from harm.

As together you lie
side by side in a box,

Audley Cove will resound
to faint screams on the rocks.