Dear Mr. Darcy,
don't leave me kind sir!

I'll do as you ask!
I'll bend and I'll weep

I won't tell your wife sir
It's a promise I'll keep

Oh Mr. Darcy!
I won't fall asleep

You can beat me as you please!
You can tease me on my knees!

Just please Mr. Darcy...
Please don't ever leave me!