People who say they want to help scare me, because this is what I hear:
I want to help you: I want to control you I know what you need. **** that whole "being there" bit, what good is that if I can't show you how clever and well-adjusted I am? You need to eat this green plant and smoke that green plant or take these round pills after swallowing the thick oval ones. I'm full of great ideas. I don't understand why people don't love me more; I'm such a helper. What's good about listening when I could be telling you all of your solutions? All you have to do is listen to me. Why is that so hard? Just do what I say and I know for a fact your life will turn around. That's so easy, especially for you because all you have to do is what I say. I'm the one putting forth all the effort. Why doesn't everyone do this?
I'm not really sure where this one came from. I don't dislike people who help. I respect them greatly.