I just had a call from my spy
in DC. You all know I was there
recently.

Snowden and Assange have
some serious incriminating
data on Clinton.

She has been advised by them
to step down or else face prison.

Even though she has Parkinson’s,
it would not be classified as a
sufficient ailment to prevent POTUS.

While the administration is mulling
the next move, they thought is wise
that H i /\ /\ a r y, throw a sicky.

Her cough is due to a Frog in her
throat, but Dominique Strauss Khan
denies ever meeting her.