Well, I’ll be ******! Trump and Putin are a sham Perpetrating a flim-flam They just shot Uncle Sam! In Helsinki with a battering ram Is it necessary to draw a diagram? In order for you to understand That all of it must have been preplanned
They met in private With no notetakers Under the guise of peacemakers Just like your average lawbreakers Doing their best to throw haymakers See neither one of them are Quakers But they’re con men outright fakers Playing ball like the new Lakers
I blame the one, But not the both Cuz Putin didn’t swear an oath He wants to stymie our growth And Trump’s playing with half a loaf For his base which he betroth But which of them hates us the most It’s hard to say, yet he’ll still boast
He doesn’t care about us So he’s betrayed his sacred trust In order to do what he must To protect himself and to adjust Even if we all go bust Making America how he discussed Despite the economy being robust He’s unworthy of our trust