No, not Noah, never,
Nor Joan neither.

Gabriel comes to mind,
well, that is what the
babysitting agency
said, but we don't
trust them because he
brought Lucy Fir with
him last time and she
she is a lesbian, not
that we are sexist, but,
  
   She was black as Jack
   Daw's dog in Lacoste
   and we are not racist, but,

   Look what happened to
   Cinderella and sure all
   she ever did was clean
   out the ashes of fire
   places at the castle.

   If it was Angelina Joli,
   now that would be a
   different game of ball.

   But Brad could stay at
   home to mind Bill
   Wilson's Goldfish, the
   one he got from a store
   in Akron Ohio during
   prohibition and after it
   was over, the fish, known
   as Bob, had the misfortune
   of going from one bowl to
   another, protesting its
   captivity before ending
   up on a table at an AA
   meeting to show the new
   comers that h2eau is the
   destiny of anyone who
   lives in a glass house.