Giuilani is like A Pomeranian Dog Barking loudly From out of the fog Of presidential lies Like “no collusion” Though it’s unwise To arrive at that conclusion
He’s always been A spotlight ***** And now he’s been cast As Donald Trump’s flunky Acting just like An ***** grinder’s monkey Because he’s an *** Like the average donkey
In order to garner The President’s trust He can best be described As obsequious Doing his bidding As we know he must That’s why he’s worthy Of our disgust
He looks like the Penguin From a Batman story And I mean that literally There’s no allegory I could use to describe Outside of the laboratory Of Frankenstein That would be as hoary