Anytime it’s news He can’t take The kind that’s bound to Give him a headache Nine times out of ten He’ll label it fake Like what they’re reporting Is somehow opaque
And don’t let it be An anonymous source Because he’ll opine From a golf course It can’t be believed Unless it’s endorsed He payed for their silence And demands it’s enforced
Most of the news Comes out of a leak From trusted advisors Who’ve chosen to speak And nothing more Gets the President’s pique Than to think insiders Would be that weak
But what’s going on Behind the scenes Is too much to take By any means It’s considerably more Than a hill of beans And can’t be contained By his spin machines