Stuffed men who never made a single day Of training make brave speeches on this day
Surely each one of them has his reward -
A government SUV And bodyguards And a household staff And a clean, dry place to sleep And an income And medical care And a pension And a book deal And a library And maybe an eternal flame
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And the nation’s enlisted daughters and sons Who sweat among the rocks, not on the golf course
Have their reward from a grateful nation -
Taking cover behind a blown-up Hummer They are the bodyguards They dig holes in the rocks and sand MREs contracted by the lowest brother-in-law bidder They stand-to all night under fire They are paid something less than the president’s special, um, assistant They will be ignored by the DVA Their eternal flame is the memory of a death-burnt friend They are dismissed as millennials and snowflakes By the Keyboard Kommandos who learned about war Just like our stuffed men in Washington By watching Patton over and over
The stuffed men bray every hollow cliché, But this is what the stuffed men really say:
“Thank you for your service; now shut up and go away Until we want another photo-op on Remembrance Day”