Embedded in Afghanistan
were the General and the Blonde.
It gets lonely in those mountains
and she was close and warm.
She was his biographer
and he her primal source-
When he offered her "full access"
Her reaction was "of Course".

Their spouses both were far away
in another land and clime
Why not steal a kiss or two
is it really such a crime?

For this betrayal of our trust
Petraeus now must pay.
He placed his privates in command
and now he rues the day.