If a canine ran on to the the pitch and bit Giorgio or indeed Luis Suarez, the dog would be put down.
I am an animal rights campaigner and this now brings to light, the discrimination between stray dogs and football players.
PETA and FIFA should insist on egalitarianism for man's best friend.
I demand that either Luis Suarez is given a lethal injection, a stake through the heart or that from now on, all offending dogs be judged by the same criteria as FIFA.
The Mayor of Lacoste put Aristides dog down. The said mayor may think the matter ended there, but no, I am writing a book about xenophobia in Lacoste. Aristide is an itinerant Algerian has lived in barns since 1978, his dog was his friend.