The safest souls upon earth are the innocent .. (As over the speakers the music played) MAYBE I DO AND MAYBE I DON'T MAYBE I WILL AND MAYBE I WON"T Boy sits on a ***** lone beach hill of lawny grass With a very attractive girl he not long had met And they looked at each other and then smiled She thinks I bet ,, he wants to make love to me He thinks, OH I'd love to make love to her He thinks but I would never tell her that though And she thinks If he asked me I just might but I would not tell him that as he'd think I'm easy Then he says I bet you think I want to make love to you But if I did I'd not say so as you'd think me awful And she says no I wouldn’t but I'd not tell you If I wanted you to, anyway but I bet you do Me ? What gives you the idea I want to do that Nothing she says I'm just thinking if you did , that’s all Well if I did want to I'd be worried that you'd leave She says am I going anywhere , am I moving at all He says well I'm not leaving , do I look like I want to go Then she says if you did want to , would you tell me so And he says yes I would tell you if I thought that you might Well she says if you ask me I might tell you if I do want to And he says if I did ask you that , would you mind at all And she says If I asked you , what would you say to me He says Oh I don't know ask me then and then you’ll know And she says I'd ask you if I thought you wouldn’t mind And he says I wouldn’t mind if you asked me at all ok And she says ok I'm asking you then , so what about that And he says what are you asking me then may I ask And she says I'm asking you to ask me to ask you if I want to Would you ask me she says to ask you so I’ll maybe tell you Tell me what he says will you just let me know what you want to know What your thinking right now he said so I'll know what to think And she says well ,,,, I’ll tell you what right now honestly .. ok And he says , YES YES tell me .. And she says .. I'd really LOVE a ****** ice cream ..