My hair is not straight enough
My stomach is not flat enough
My ******* aren't big enough for you

My legs aren't thin enough
My feet aren't small enough
My body isn't perfect enough for you

My ***** is not skanky enough
My addictions are not big enough
My brain is not fried enough like yours

BUT LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING

My hair is perfectly curly
Just like God wanted mine
My stomach is amazing
For a five time mom of 49

My ******* are bigger than average
At least that's what I think
Do I lose sleep over your opinion?????
No sir!!  Not one wink

My legs are so awesomely strong
Because I work out for me
My feet are perfect
I don't understand what you see

As far as my brain
FYI,  Yours is quite small
I can't help I am smart
But you just want a ****
So go live on the street and have a ball