At the occasional meal
we know they eat Veal

Or a Suckling Wee Pig
now thats just as big.

Fish on Friday, could
be raw Lumpfish Roe,

Sunday is roast, will be
Lamb, we all know.

So its easy to see why
they approve of Abortions

Because the tastiest morsels
come in small portions.

Can’t say I approve, I’m
a pure herbivore

We’re as rare as Hens
teeth, we’re lost in folklore.

Full Irish, the dish of our
culinary state,

Orwell would call it
Animal Farm on a plate.