Growing up in an American house in the nineteen fifties, sixties and seventies, the cheese of choice was Velveeta, the processed cheese-type food, and we cut it with a cheese slicer, which was a thing with a handle and a wire and a roller, and my mother would make us grilled cheese sandwiches, which she called cheese toastwiches, and the molten goo would spill out unto the plate as we were eating one, and this traditional cheese seemed to start in the days of the little red metal pedal car and end in the days of being drunk and high at two in the morning watching Eddie Constantine movies, and so the cheese has changed and it is now mozzarella.