Melania chose to share That she really doesn’t care As if we were unaware And couldn’t tell by her icy stare As a way of raising her voice She made a poor fashion choice So their base could clap and rejoice At the children whose eyes were moist
Melania chose to share She had ample time to prepare See she didn’t have to go there But decided to take to the air Just so she could vex us Or in order for her to perplex us She flew down to Texas In time for the children’s breakfast
Melania chose to share That her thinking wasn’t all there Though she usually has such a flare For the clothes that she chooses to wear In temperature of eighty-one degrees She wore a jacket that went down to her knees All this to shoot the breeze There’s an expression, ‘****** please!”
Melania chose to share But nobody shed a tear Despite the bad atmosphere That exists in their foster care So why didn’t she just stay home In full view of the Capitol dome Or vacation somewhere in Rome The answer will remain unknown