Imagine if you were a Mouse,
going on holiday, as Mice do.

First thing would be, to find a
nice hole, not over looked.

Certainly, no Cats Ferrets
or slimy Snakes.

What else do Murine's look
for, Oh yes, above sea level.

Holland is out of the question,
and Venice, no Mice there.

So now, as hosts we have a
criteria list, are we missing anything?

The obvious is always most elusive,
“We guarantee all Mouses, no traps”.