1,000's of years ago cute girls stood & photographers snapped their smiling photos; these girls had puffy little *******; some big lovely jugs & wasp-waist fully naked like babies; or ******* in casual capris \ 1,000's of Millennia past there were young women willing to don polyester bunny ears & tail wearing a tight colorful uniform & pantyhose to show off their ****** silhouettes while they served as geisha-like entertainers; on a world nowhere near here 1000's of women & girls line up in skimpy suits or naked & parade themselves to be graded & judged; all perfect females of the human variety; they were called 'playmates' & 'bathing beauties' | 'beauty contestants' who over time accumulated in such numbers they were able to overthrow the patriarchal bureaucracy & institute a system based on the prettiest woman coming to rule over the rest; the meritocracy of the most attractive; the beautiful, good & true embodied in one woman until the young rebel against the old shouting 'Down w/ the Old!' wrinkled women who refuse to grant to the nubile & cute; wars of pulchritude breaking out over the earth changing the face & function of society & culture once again; thanks to the new beautiful army, the older women cede power & society returns to the annual selection of the new queen of all earth following the rigid procedure of winning local contests & moving up the ranks in the hierarchy of beautiful women