But wait! Why don’t you invite some friends? Pepto Bismol, Tum’s, Imodium, Kaopectate, and then a moment in thought, “I only have one life to live for my country” I don’t think so I would also make sure I have my legal document in placed and a Bed Pan if I just can’t make it Well the Bake Off is on But let me stand back where I belong The competitors are baking with all their secret ingredients I wonder what’s their secret? I don’t want to know But on with the show Just don’t tell my stomach in advance Now back to the Bake Bake Bake Off The competitors are now ready to place their cakes into the oven The oven is set at 350 to heat This might be a good time to retreat But I might have to be the Judge However, why do I feel like I am being nudged It’s a ***** job but someone must do it,but why me? The cakes are ready for the taste test or garbage bag There were five competitors: COMPETITOR# 1 - Cake went flat like a tire
COMPETITOR# 2 - Cake couldn’t be cut, and the only words that came out of the Competitors mouth was “BUT”
COMPETITOR# 3 I am not sure if it is a Layer Cake or Pancake
COMPETITOR# 4 Shouldn’t be in the competition as cake had nasty all over it.
COMPETITOR# 5 Well done with their cake in bake. It was moist and Tasteful. Now that was a cuisine.
Well I managed to get through the whole ordeal as I am still to tell the tail and aftermath. This concludes a moment of bake As how does my stomach feel in this journey, let’s just say “Give or Take”.