I am glad you are I am not I tried wearing those colonial shoes My feet have the nerve to just refuse In fact, the term was “Pain, Agony and Defeat” I tell you not a happy feat or better known as Feet The only shoes I would wear being a Town Crier is Flip Flops Colonial shoes back than However, who am I too say and wasn’t born until after when Comfortable shoes are my favorite word Now have you heard? Apparently not as I think I court you in that wink Painful Agony feet wouldn’t be my best suit No being a Town Crier for me as there wouldn’t be any pursuit Now the Colonial Town people wouldn’t want to see a Town Crier Cry I ask you to look me in the eye The explanation would be hard to explain This Town Crier would only complain Everything else would just remain Uncomfortable Colonial Shoes would definitely come to their end Relief that would start from when Imagine passing information to the Colonial Citizens I would probably wine up in prison Nothing in reason than shoes that hurt Arguing Feet A total give into being defeat Those Colonial Shoes I just couldn’t keep In my eyes it just a clean sweep It would be a Town Crier try As for the reason, all I can say is why? I don’t know how Benjamin Franklin and other Colonial Pioneers wore those shoes I would have to refuse Those Colonial Pioneers must have had feet like stone But I will leave that alone But History is History As for Arguing Colonial Shoes that is a total mystery My opinion in a final thought, I should have known.