I started dating a Yoruba priestess &
she got ****** at me & brought my
Barbie collection to life in a dream;

next time I saw her I said don't do that
& the next time I opened a *******,
****** centerfold jumped out at me;

I saw ahead of me in line at the market
& I said please stop ur witchcraft, it's
making me neurotic; she said so go see
a shrink; instead I went to a *******;

the girls all looked like her; it was mad;
frightening as every dancer came on w/
her face & stripping down to nothing to
show off the body I never wanted to see

but the next time I saw her she seduced me
& when she was naked there was no person;
when she opened her mouth there was only
silence; she opened her legs & her snooch
was gone; I realized I was alone w/ a wraith

& bolted, running into her in the hallway, u
witch! Take this curse off me, I screamed &
she just laughed, so u admit that u love me?