How to be a crook?
Look around at the power that is.
We see one skilled at avoiding paying income taxes.

Which is a mystery for many, but when you wealthy.
Schemes our achieving the get over the throne of deals are amazing.

And now the crook is waving flags like he's accomplished a lot.
But then most his wealth is built around funny connection from another country.

How to be a crook?
Be a police officer.
Laws set up for a majority to avoid getting arrested.

Shame but true.

Or become a judge.
We see the high opinionator offered his/her judgment.
But cry foul when it times to face their own punishment.

And finally be a politician they the masters of con games.
We see this going on day to day.