Mondays are like when the cops come to shutdown a party that is approaching the highest point of the night Mondays are like when you found out your prospective prom date is interested in going with you Mondays are like when you find out your other half is splitting themselves into more than two pieces Mondays are like when you find your savior for the first time Mondays are like when you fail a test you spent all weekend studying for Mondays are like when the leaves change color on trees in autumn Mondays are like when it rains on a day you planned a picnic date that you could not reschedule Mondays are like when you find your purpose for breathing daily and using that as motivation to constantly progress Mondays are like getting a broken ankle after scoring the game winning touchdown Mondays are like when you find a pond of fresh water after traveling by foot through a desert Mondays are like talking to your celebrity crush with spinach stuck on your tooth Mondays are like buying your favorite pair of sneakers Mondays are like waking up early for a class that was cancelled Mondays are like when the flowers bloom in the spring Mondays are such a buzz **** Mondays are like a fresh start