The patient asked his doctor
Doc, will I be cured.
The doctor shook his head and said.
There is no medicine for what you have
Not even a march for people to be in to have the medicine available
Or congressional hearings where Big Pharma
Who have rap records that cost more than homes
Are accused of withholding that medicine
Which by the way, there isn’t for what you have
Because all you have is gas
And by the way you smell, it is gone.
Now get out of my office!
You still owe the co-pay on your way out.