She is older,
she is younger,
I'm in the middle.
She is taller,
she is shorter,
I'm in the middle.
She is smarter,
she is dumber,
I'm in the middle.
She is faster,
she is slower,
I'm in the middle.
She is talkative,
she is quiet,
I'm in the middle.
She is prettier,
she is uglier,
I'm in the middle.
They are polar opposites,
and I'm in the middle.
Everyone notices black and white,
but what about shades of gray?