A lot of people are sayin’… Does not legitimize When the words that usually follow Are little more than lies The President uses this phrase a lot Which should come as no surprise You see he’s a great prevaricater As by now you’ve realized
A lot of people are sayin’… Bad things about the FBI But you have to ask yourself What’s the reason why When it comes to the President Who would need to spy? If there wasn’t campaign collusion Which he’s so quick to deny
A lot of people are sayin’… He dyes his hair Because it should be greying Or that he wears a wig For real, I’m not playin’ To hide the bald spots We would be surveying If not for his habit Of constant hair spraying
A lot of people are sayin’… Whatever he wants to pretend As if that validates The message he’d like to send Like there was no collusion All that’s missing from that is amen! But he’s lying through his teeth And he does it time and time again