I have been on earth for fifty years
And in that time I have shed lots of tears
Then along came a woman and much to my surprise she stole my heart and touched me like no other
With the love of April the birth month of my mother
She is the most wonderful and beautiful woman that I have ever met
But leave it to me I ***** things up every chance I get
But one day soon when all my work is done I will drop to just one knee
And whisper sweet and softly will you marry me
This I know and I know in my heart I love this woman with all of my heart
So with all of my will and some of my skill
I shall show this woman just who I am
And prove once and for all that I give a ****.