Come and have a seat
There's plenty to eat and drink
The table set with only the finest
the tea reaching our heads like a virus

Welcome to the Toxic Tea Party
Where sanity exists hardly
Every guest here has a story
Some sad, pathetic and gory
Many of them told to put it away
To live everyday the same
But here you can be anything you want
The acting can finally stop

So pull out a chair and your story we'll hear
You'll find that you're not alone my dear

Have a scone and a sip of our tea
And slowly lose your grip on reality