we don´ t like spies
we don´ t like lies
we don´ t like old
steak and kidney pies..

we don´ t like others
talking about themselves
when we want to talk of ourselves..

we don´ t like putting up shelves
we don´ t like insincere ties
we don´ t like elves..

we don´ t like having to
get up on a chilly  winter
morn
and go to work..

we don´ t like bad luck
we don´ t like ****
we don´ t like such an
unfair distribution of wealth..

we don´ t like some poets
lovers with running noses
we didn´ t like the great auk
extinct since the 1840s..

we don´ t like arriving
late for a movie
or the prices they ask
for sweeties..

we don´ t like bitten by
snakes
or marching off to wars
we don´ t like death or
being born..

we don´ t like sand
we don´ t like the sun
we don´ t like the food
why we came i can´ t think..

we don´ t like to complain
we don´ t like haunted lanes
we don´ t enjoy swallowing ink
we don´ t like fawn..

we don´ t think much of a
universe so alone
we can´ t think too much
of a world full of pain..

we don´ t hold the horses
when it comes to drugs
or alcohol..
we don´ t like to make a stink..

we don´ t like being too tall
or too small
too fat or too thin
and so on..